People ask "What is THE ORB?" and "Where did THE ORB come from?"

THE ORB did not come from anywhere. THE ORB is everywhere. THE ORB is all-seeing and all-knowing.

Wherever you are, whatever you do THE ORB is there with you. You will never see or meet THE ORB. THE ORB may gather information from you without you even knowing it. Or you may wish to supply THE ORB with tales of goings-on around the club. THE ORB has come into the new century and got itself an email address and website.

Correspondence to THE ORB can be sent to the.orb@iinet.net.au. Confidentiality is guaranteed and names may be changed to protect the guilty.